We did NOT just get back from a fabulous vacation in Gulf Shores, Alabama, so you are surely NOT going to be green when i tell you....
The kids did NOT fish so successfully that the adults got tired of taking fish off their lines.
The kids did NOT love kayaking down the open bay.
The Tiny Tot did NOT start the week in a life jacket, arm floaties, and a ring around her waist every time she got in the pool. Which is fine, especially since she was NOT swimming in just the ring by the end of the week!
We did NOT enjoy the beach as a family.