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Not Me Monday!

I am NOT going stir-crazy after 3 straight weeks of one-illness-after-another. Good thing, too, because as a stay-at-home, homeschooling mother of 3, that would be BAD.

I did NOT recently make my son use Poise Pads in his undies while sleeping at a relative's house because they were cheaper than Underjams!

My youngest child has NOT developed lactose intolerance, which is NOT at all difficult to pair with a milk protein issue and soy intolerance. Vegetarian, anyone??

My middle child, our only son and cheese LOVER, has thankfully NOT also developed lactose intolerance, which is also NOT in addition to his milk protein problems. Hmm.... common thread here?

And last, but certainly NOT least....
I am NOT currently driving around on an expired license (whoops!), which did NOT prevent me from obtaining a rental car this morning at the auto repair shop, where my van was supposed to be repaired after an automobile accident i did NOT get into more than a week ago. Oh, and the driver's license office is NOT closed on Mondays, which is a relief, because that would really amount to a really bad day!!

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