... the phone rings and you don't have to even think about getting it.
... the bathroom smells like a cosmetic counter for a few minutes everyday.
... you can tell whether you'll be walking on eggshells for the day by how she acts about breakfast.
... spending the entire day with a friend doesn't appease your daughter's need for a sleepover with said friend.
... you don't have to make your own coffee, wash all the dishes, or change out the laundry, but you still have to remind her to feed the dog.
... you are not only often wrong but you're rarely right. About anything. Ever.