We did NOT watch with great amusement as the dogs tangled themselves beyond mobility during a PetPals Kids Group Play session.
That would be mean.
We did NOT play outside in our pajamas.
That would be wrong.
I did NOT hand all of the children rollers and trays of paint.
They did NOT paint the half wall in the hall with magnetic paint, which was NOT black, but "dark gray," in case you are confused (as i was after reading the label and looking at my black wall).
We did NOT play Style Salon with the Littlest Princess's lovely hair instead of doing our workbooks.
That would make me an irresponsible parent.
I did NOT run for the camera (instead of reprimanding her) when i stumbled upon this one!
And being stuck in the house for 14 days quarantine (thanks to the Chicken Pox) is NOT driving us to climb the walls or bang our heads in frustration.