Well, homeschooling IS my life, so suffice it to say, there's no stone unturned! Massive takeover, at times, a bit hostile!! For example, my second child was getting ready to embark on Mother's Day Out and my first child was conveniently ensconced in a Government-run "educational" facility, and I had a glimmer of real freedom... for about a day. Then I found out I was preggo with Baby #3. Commence Meltdown. I have since gotten over that traumatic , er, beautiful time, and we have embraced homeschooling. The freedom never came, the oldest got pulled from Uncle Sam's Brainwashing Academy, and the second offspring never entered a public school. The third will not go away to preschool. They go with me to the doctor. This, they do not love. Neither do I. ( Mommy, why is she putting that there?? ) Alas, it is our lot in life... at least until the eldest is of babysitting age. They go with me to the grocery store. This, they love occasion...
"Oh, my, bzzzzz. What a beautiful flower. Bzzz bzz. It's coming closer, bzz. Oooh, it's so bzzz pretty. What the... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said the fly.
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