Today, i did NOT turn 35 since that would mean that i am on the downward slide to the big Four Oh!
This weekend, i did NOT eat out more times than i ate in.
My child did NOT take her dress off in the front yard and run around in only her panties.
i did NOT eat a salad for lunch so that i could have a giant slab of chocolate-chocolate cake (thud!) and a cup of calorie-laden coffee.
i did NOT buy myself 2 new hats because my hair is in the "growing it out/between styles" stage and covering it up won over shaving it off.
i did NOT read an entire romantic suspense novel this weekend.
i did NOT get so behind in my laundry last week that 6 hampers were spilling their guts all over the house (which equaled 12 loads of laundry in my super capacity washer, by the way).
And since i am being the Queen of Denial, you should also know that i did NOT just give my 9-year-old daughter 3 pairs of my shorts that used to fit me last summer (umm, chocolate cake, anyone?), and i did NOT just buy my first Double Digits bathing suit (calorie-laden coffee, much?).
What about you? What did you NOT do?